sassy-spoon: “ prostituteryan: “ radryro: “ prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS ” THIS IS INCREDIBLE. ” BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER...

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA


ruinedchildhood:

laughed way too hard at this [x]

digg: “A divorcing couple divides their beanie baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters, 1999] ”

digg:

A divorcing couple divides their beanie baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters, 1999]

reverseracist: “ malformalady: “ Alligator wearing a moss ‘sweater’ ” couture ”

reverseracist:

malformalady:

Alligator wearing a moss ‘sweater’

couture

ruinedchildhood: “This guy wore the same outfit on his last day of high school as his first day of preschool. ”

ruinedchildhood:

This guy wore the same outfit on his last day of high school as his first day of preschool.

fatpeoplemakemehappy: “the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake ”

fatpeoplemakemehappy:

the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake


dancingatbraebent:

milsoph:

disgustinganimals:

babygoatsandfriends:

wolfiethezwolf:

babygoatsandfriends:

The mythical goaticorn

Via brokenshovels and eltfarms

babygoatsandfriends is this how you are trying to take over the world with cuteness?

yes

goats are getting way too powerful.  they can already climb sheer cliffs and eat pure salt.  

imagine them with horns.

“imagine them with horns.”

Have I got news for you!

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Shh they aren’t ready for this knowledge, let them come to the horny goats in time